RYAN SIEPERTACD/Writer
What if we wrote something together?
That could be nice.
More about me here.
Find me here: rsiepert@gmail.com
COX GOES TO COLLEGE
Some people go to college for the education. Others go for the name on the resume. Brian Cox goes for discounts on tacos.
And I went because my mom said I had to.
Watch It HereFILM
Fun fact: Brian Cox’s son is in this. He’s the kid doing the shushing in the library. It was nice we could bring the family together like that. That’s kind of what I’m all about. Okay, not really. But that could be an admirable hobby for somebody out there.
UBER DON’T EATS
Don’t Eats litter. Don’t Eats diapers. Don’t Eats lipstick. Don’t Eats soap. Don’t Eats sponges. Don’t Eats people. Definitely Don’t Eats people.
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SUPER BOWL
You should’ve seen Jennifer Coolidge and Nicholas Braun together. We let them loose and they instantly created this whole backstory of how they are lovers and all that not-food was just some kind of sick foreplay. It was great. We cried. Wish you were there.
THE KNOT
Not all weddings are built the same. For example, my wedding was prom themed and believe it or not, I won prom king that year. This proves there’s two ways to win THE most coveted high school award: Be popular. Or, make it your wedding.
Show MeFILM
For many summers of my life I worked at a blueberry farm in Oregon. There’s a bond that forms amongst humans when forced to stare at blueberries for 18+ hours a day. For some that bond was called “Blueberry Lovin’.” Nobody tied the knot that I know of. That tie was fleeting, ebbs and flows with the blueberry season.
A VERY GRINCHMAS KIT
Cookies, and gingerbread, and decorations galore.
Each piece grows the heart bigger and bigger some more.
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PACKAGING
AR
During the Grinch project I was in fact asked to stop rhyming. But Dr. Suess had me by the throat, I couldn’t make it two sentences without a made up word. Took me months to recover but it’s only a matter of time until I rhyme another... I mean again.
TONIGHT I’LL BE EATING...
Nothing brings people together like food.. and Elton John and Lil Nas X. Just look at them. Look what they’re wearing. How could you not want to be there?
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MUSIC RELEASE
To film Elton John playing the piano, we had his actual piano shipped in. It's a nice piano. So nice, it has a hidden mini TV screen so Elton can watch footie during concerts. This is the honest truth—I saw it with my own eyes.
NACHO FRIES: SUPPLY & DEMAND
When Nacho Fries were a limited release, they were most comparable to hard drugs. Illegal substances. Stuff that you had to hide from your parents.
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We shot the Nacho Fries “trailer” with Jeremy Saulnier.He’s the director behind Blue Ruin and Green Room. Basically, what I’m saying is, follow me on Letterboxd.
DISNEY+: MOTHER OF ALL THREADS
There’s a lot of stuff on Disney+. Like stuff you didn’t even think of. Like Simpsons stuff and Nat Geo documentary stuff.
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SOCIAL
Disney needs to make more horror. It’s healthy for kids to feel scared sometimes. I was scared as a kid—have you seen E.T.? I survived his glowing, prodding finger and turned out okay.
NISSAN HEISMAN HOUSE
Once a year all the Heisman winners gather together and live under one roof. It’s an American tradition. It’s chaos.
More PleaseFILM
GIPHY
COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Hungry to show off his acting chops, football star Kyler Murray once asked me for more speaking roles. Before I could feed him a line, Baker Mayfield stepped in. He told Kyler, “Do your time, and maybe next year you’ll get more...” He never did get more lines. But Baker did.
IMAX INFINITE WORLDS
Built and designed to be seen before every IMAX film. Watching on a laptop is kind of insulting.
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Unfortunatly, our IMAX work is now overshadowed by the brilliance of AMC’s Nicole Kidman pre-film film. How can you compete with that? Well... Funny you asked. I have the perfect follow-up. Please AMC, contact me. I have an idea. Please.
BWW: THE POWER OF FAN POWER
Fans don’t know the power they really have. Whatever they wish, Buffalo Wild Wings WILL make happen, no matter the cost.
Okay, Let’s See ItFILM
If you call me and I don’t answer, you’ll hear a recording of me saying, 'If you can dream it, you can do it.' I think that’s mostly NOT true, but hey, it feels good to hear. Call me next time you need a pick-me-up—I promise I won’t answer.
TWITTER MOMENTS
Twitter (alternatively known as X) can be fun. People forget that sometimes.
Closer LookFILM
Writing quippy little stories in these marquees was fun for the first couple, but now... It’s still fun! Got you. You thought I’d give up by the 6th or 7th one, but it takes a lot more than a pointless self-assigned task to get me down.
BWW: FOOTBALL RICH
You can be Football Rich.
We all can be Football Rich.
Closer LookFILM
During the Football Rich project the team handed my art director and I 50 bucks and told us to go to Party City, get supplies and make the best damn endcard possible. We absolutely crushed it as seen in the holiday gift card spot.
BWW: WATCHING
Buffalo Wild Wings had no money for a Father's Day ad, they've never done emotional before,
and kids get tired.
Closer LookFILM
What you’re witnessing in the Watching BWW ad is ‘Movie Magic’. We casted twin toddlers. I will never reveal which of the two was the better actor. But, rest assured, one clearly got all the talent.